Wednesday, February 20, 2013

MERMAID MIRINDA (EPISODE -11) !!!

King Okuta (King of Kylowga Kingdom):- At present, we are seeing an uprising of Jatikano community. For the first time, a mermale of Jatikano community has become the King of Tabernia kingdom.

King Vikrant (King of Mukran Kingdom):- I got Mukran kingdom as a dowry from my father-in-law, King Duriz (the former king of Mukran kingdom). But, I acquired the Tabernia kingdom on my own. They snatched that kingdom from me. We cannot tolerate the uprising of Jatikano community. We need to destroy the Tabernia kingdom.

King Okuta:- Not so fast, Vikrant. First, spare some time to understand the strengths and weaknesses of Tabernia kingdom. After proper analysis, we will formulate the proper strategies. All the mermales and mermaids of Rajakya and Pitrala community of Kylowga kingdom are ready to have an alliance with the warriors of your Mukran kingdom.

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General Damus:- Your Highness! Almost the entire portion of Fort Gomrank has got destroyed in that battle. We need to repair it again. 

King Arindam (King of Tabernia Kingdom):- Fort Gomrank will be rebuilt but at a distance of 80 kms from here. The new Fort Gomrank will be built in our Tomasi village with 5-tier security architecture. Outside the new Fort Gomrank, there will be boundary walls with a height of 20 meters. Those boundary walls will be popularly known as the ‘Big Barricades of Tabernia.’

Winston:- We have got the information that Kylowga kingdom has become the ally of Mukran kingdom. To become a strong kingdom, we need to strengthen our economy. Once our economy gets strengthened, we can form a huge battalion of soldiers with hi-tech weapons. 

Arindam:- Dronankur, we want you to open up your botany college again. Create great botanists. We want to excel in agriculture. Find out the markets, where there are high demands of foods. We will sell foods from our kingdom to earn gold coins. 

Bombino:- But, to do banking transactions, we have to take the help of SEWBA (Sea World Bank) only. 

Arindam:- We will form a domestic bank in our Tabernia kingdom by taking the prior permission from SEWBA through the legal procedures under COJA. Start tapping the big traders of GSE (Greenland Stock Exchange) and KSE (Kingsize Stock Exchange). We want to make the Oceania Stock Exchange (OSE) as the No.1 Stock Exchange of this Sea World. By the way, how is Zwala now?
Panduram:- His injuries were too severe. But, under the medical supervision of Doctor Sthatolona, he is out of danger now.

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Dronankur:- Your Highness! In this month, we are having a surplus of 200 quintals roseberries, 300 quintals sea-poppies, 550 quintals mushrooms, 150 quintals vikoletty fruits and 400 quintals of Jagolina shrubs. 

Arindam:- What are you waiting for? Just export them.

Dronankur:- My humble suggestion is that we should first create a marketplace on food commodities in our Tabernia kingdom. Moreover, a separate department should be there to keep track of the trading on food commodities. Otherwise, there will be many financial slippages. 

Arindam:- Yeah! I appreciate your suggestion. Maradon is the new finance minister of our Tabernia kingdom. Let him decide on it.

Maradon:- I have no problem. There will be a marketplace for food commodities. I have chalked out the markets of the sea world, where there is huge demand for food commodities. We will have trades with the markets of Tasman Sea, Southern Sea and Chukeli Sea.

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Roberts (Finance Minister of Emperor Kakrasa’s empire):- Your Highness! In this financial quarter, we are incurring a revenue loss of around 5 lakhs Rubbali. After a gap of 7 financial quarters, we are incurring such a huge loss. 

Emperor Kakrasa:- What’s the reason behind such a huge loss?

Roberts:- The emergence of Tabernia kingdom.

Emperor Kakrasa:- In the coming ‘Annual Summit of Kings’, invite that bloody fellow. This is the first time that a mermale of Jatikano community will visit the ‘Annual Summit of Kings’. General Monduka, please ensure that the coming ‘Annual Summit of Kings’ become the first and last summit for Arindam. 

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Siusa:- Don’t feel so tensed, my son. You are feeling tensed like your father. Your father was also much tensed when I was about to give birth to you.

Arindam:- Oh! Mom! Just keep your mouth shut. The more you talk on those topics, the more tensed I feel.

Tendula:- Aila! Look there! Doctor Sthatolona is coming out of his operation theater. Aigo! Why is he looking so serious?

Dronankur:- Doctor Sthatolona, is everything ok?

Doctor Sthatolona:- Yeah! Yeah! Everything is fine. The operation was a very tedious one and somewhat complex too. The baby was not at all in a mood to come out of its mother’s womb.

Nurse Naina:- But, finally, the baby made an entry to our sea world. 

Priest Jubilion:- Oh! Doctor Sthatolona, you are such a dramatist. Your expression made us more tensed. 

Lucy:- Is it a baby mermale or a baby mermaid?

Nurse Naina:- It is a baby mermale.

Fola:- Oh! I was expecting a little baby mermaid. Anyway, how is our daughter now?

Doctor Sthatolona:- Absolutely fine. Wow! Maradon, you have already started distributing jellybeans as you have become an uncle. That’s great!

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Arindam:- Hey! Mirinda! How are you?

Mirinda:- Feeling fine! Look at our sweet baby mermale. 

Arindam:- From today onwards, our son’s name is Avinash.

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General Damus:- Emperor Kakrasa has sent an invitation to you to attend the ‘Annual Summit of Kings’ on the coming month at the Monarch Palace.

King Arindam:- Oh! It’s a great honour for me to attend that Summit.

Dronankur:- I think that it is better not to attend that Summit.

General Damus:- Yeah! Emperor Kakrasa may try to kill you on your way.

Arindam:- If you fear about your death, then you are not fit to remain as a King. Death is the ultimate truth. It will come one day. So, why fear about death unnecessarily.

General Damus:- Your Highness! Sometimes, it is a wise thing to give some respect to the fear factor of death for the sake of your own kingdom. You are not scared to die, but, if you die at this juncture, then all our revolution will go in vain. Sometimes, you have to retreat in a battle to win a big war.

Dronankur:- Yeah! I agree to General Damus.

Winston:- In my opinion, it will be a good ploy to ignore that invitation. It will have a dual benefit. Firstly, Emperor Kakrasa will feel humiliated. Secondly, out of humiliation, Kakrasa may take some wrong steps. 

Arindam:- Ok! Done!

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Emperor Kakrasa:- How dare that bloody fellow ignore my invitation? The King of Tabernia has to die. I am the Emperor of this sea world.

King Vikrant:- I am also against King Arindam. 

King Kylowga:- Yeah! We need to teach a lesson to the present King of Tabernia Kingdom.

Emperor Kakrasa:- Ok! We will start a war against Tabernia Kingdom. King Criston and King Ragamoah; both of you also have to be a part of this war.

King Criston:- Your Highness! Tabernia kingdom is such a good neighboring kingdom of our Oprestonia kingdom. We have good relations with that kingdom. We don’t want to wage a war against Tabernia. Anyway, still, I need some time to think about participating in the war.

King Ragamoah:- Yeah! I also need some time to think about it.

Emperor Kakrasa:- Ok! I am giving you 7 days time.

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Winston:- Emperor Kakrasa has declared a war. Oprestonia and Lingolia are with Tabernia. 

King Arindam:- Your ploy has worked, Winston. We wanted a war but not so soon also.

Winston:- Don’t worry, we are all prepared. 

King Arindam:- We want to have a meeting with King Criston and King Ragamoah.

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Scientist Suleiman:- I have got the information that my father has prepared an automatic archery machine. That machine keeps on throwing 5 arrows at a time towards the target.

King Arindam:- Oh! Come on! You are also a scientist. What have you prepared to counter your father’s inventions?

Scientist Suleiman:- I have created a special weapon known as wheel-thorns. These little wheels have poisonous thorns attached with it. You keep 10 wheel-thorns serially in a horizontal manner in the wheel-thrower machine. Just press the red button of the wheel-thrower machine. The wheel-thorns will keep on revolving while moving forward. These wheel-thorns are speedier than those arrows.

King Arindam:- Only the time will tell, how much effective these wheel-thorns are. I want you to make an electric sword for me. Whenever I press the button at the bottom end of the sword, it should emit hydroelectric current. 

Scientist Suleiman:- Ok! It will be done.

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Dolphin Docomo (The No.1 trainer of the sea world):- Generally, we, the dolphins don’t have a good relation with these sharks. So, I want to you to hypnotize these sharks in such a manner that they never feel hungry for blood for next 30 days or so. 

Magician Mombaura:- Ok! I will hypnotize them to make them a vegetarian species temporarily for around 30 days, but for that, I need a stock of Sea-Tobacco leaves for 60 days at my den.

Rozario (Sea Horse):- Don’t worry; magician, we have already delivered those Sea-Tobacco leaves at your den. Just hypnotize those sharks and go back to your den to enjoy Sea-Tobacco leaves.

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Dolphin Darwin:- My brother has completed the training of sharks. The sharks have learnt how to move during any war.

King Arindam:- Oh! Master! Thanks for your support.

Dolphin Darwin:- Ehe! Don’t be so emotional. The war has not started yet. Be strong like a rock. You are one of my best students. I have trained you well. You also learned all the things sincerely. That’s why; you are a King now. Now, another major training is pending. Emperor Kakrasa and his warriors are taking training to ride on alligators. Alligator Abraham is giving training to them. That’s why; our suggestion is that all your soldiers including you should ride on sharks.  Docomo and I will train you all. 

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Zwala:- All the whales; be prepared for the war. Tell all the other whales to reach near the coast of Western Australian Island by day after tomorrow. Just after 7 days, we will have a war against Emperor Kakrasa’s warriors. This is the first ever War of the Sea World. Create your own history with bravery. We want to take revenge of our leader’s death. We fight for Zudas.

All the whales:- We fight for Zudas! Go to hell, Kakrasa.

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Fola:- Alligators, Sea-Lions, Anacondas are with Emperor Kakrasa. You have only whales and sharks with you. Both Sea-Lions and Anacondas are very speedy in nature. Though, having whales on your side is also not so bad. Best of luck for the war!

King Arindam:- Yeah! Thanks! I don’t want to think about advantage or disadvantage. War is a war. Whosoever fights well, wins the war.

Fola:- No, I can’t agree to it. Many a times, I have seen that whosoever fought well accepted defeat at the last. It is not about fighting well; it is about having the last laugh. Target to have the last laugh at any cost, no matter, how badly you fight.

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King Vikrant:- Have you told all the alligators , anacondas and sea-lions to assemble near the eastern coast of South America day after tomorrow. We will have the war at the sea-zone between Africa and Antarctica. They will head from Australian coast. We will head from South American coast.

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Arindam:- If I die in the war, you will not commit suicide. Promise me about that. 

Mirinda:- Promises are made to be broken. So, I will not make any promise. 

Arindam:- If I die, if this Tabernia kingdom gets destroyed, then hide yourself and our son in such a place, where Emperor Kakrasa cannot search both of you. A King’s son should also become a King.

Mirinda:- Only the time will tell. All our good wishes are with you. Nothing will happen to you.







Sunday, February 17, 2013

MERMAID MIRINDA (EPISODE - 10) !!!

Bombino:- Today is the lovers’ day. Let us celebrate. On every 1st day of spring season, we celebrate the lovers’ day. After losing my wife, I am yet to get a new mermaid to fall in love again.

Dobla:- Oh! There are lots of beautiful mermaids in our Oprestonia kingdom. If you want a beautiful mermaid, then I can help you out in that matter. Every year on lovers’ day, we conduct a ballad of lovers. Each mermale wears a lovely yellow colored gown and each mermaid wears a blue colored gown. A mermale has to gift a Sea-Pinkrose (A pink colored flower which looks quite similar to a rose flower) to his beloved mermaid and a mermaid has to give a lovely kiss as an acceptance of that flower.

Bombino:- Wow! What a romantic ritual! I am becoming nostalgic about my wife, late Shakira. Where the ballad is going to happen?

Dobla:- The ballad takes place in front of the Fort Kelonx of our Oprestonia kingdom after the sunset of lovers’ day.

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Arindam:- I have always loved you and will keep on loving you. To make our love more precious, please accept this Sea-Pinkrose from your beloved hubby.

Mirinda:- Oh! Thank you, sweetheart. As per their rituals, the acceptance of this sweet flower is not complete without a deep kiss. Come closer to me. Let me remind you of my romantic kissing attitude.

Arindam:- Whoa! What a deep kiss! I am falling deeply in love with you. 

King Criston (King of Oprestonia Kingdom):- All the lovers are now requested to start the ballad. I will also participate in the ballad with my Queen Zinia.

Mermales and mermaids of Oprestonia Kingdom:- Hurrah! Happy Lovers’ Day!

King Criston:- Oh! Happy Lovers’ Day to you all! Start the music.

Musicians of Oprestonia Kingdom:- ‘Love! Love! Love! Oh! What a sweet word! What a sweet feeling! Oh! My sweetheart, please keep on loving, keep on hugging, keep on kissing, keep on dancing to make my heart melt all the time. Love! Love! Love! Another romantic word! Oh! God! I pray to thee; whenever I die, I must die for my beloved; when I live, I must live for my beloved. Love! Love! Love! Sometimes it brings tears. Sometimes it cheers. The amount of pain the broken heart bears. Love! Love! Love! No matter what happens! Never stop loving to make this a beautiful romantic world. On this lovers’ day, we take an oath in front of Sea-God that we will always keep on loving. Love! Love! Love! What a lively, lovely and laborious word! ‘

King Criston:- Wow! Thank you to all our musicians for a great performance. Everyone, please give a big round of applause for our musicians. Their new song on Love has won our hearts.

Audiences outside Fort Kelonx (with a big round of applause):- Hurrah!

King Criston:- We are ending our ballad session here. Now, it is time for some lovely dinner and cocktail party. I have one earnest request to all of you. Don’t consume too much Sea-alcohol. Tonight, all the mermales and mermaids of our Oprestonia Kingdom have been invited in our Lovers’ Day Party. Enjoy the party.

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Bombino:- Who was that leading singer?

Dobla:- Why? She is a very beautiful mermale. Her name is Julie. She has lost her hubby two months back. Her hubby died due to a viral sea-fever. Should I get you introduced with her? No, no, don’t feel shy. Tonight is the night of Lovers’ Day night. If your heart is beating, then just tell me. 

Bombino:- No! Nothing like that! But, she is really pretty.

Dobla:- Oh! You are such a shy mermale. Follow me.

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Mirinda:- Tonight we have really enjoyed the party.

Arindam:- Yeah! The mermales and mermaids of Oprestonia Kingdom really enjoy the Lovers’ Day fully. At least, in our Tabernia Kingdom, we never used to enjoy Lovers’ Day in this fashion. But, still, our kingdom is our kingdom. I am missing our Tomasi village.

Mirinda:- After 2 days, you all are going to attack the Fort Gomrank of Tabernia kingdom. Is this information correct?

Arindam:- Yeah! It is. 

Mirinda:- I need to tell you something. It is very happy news for you.

Arindam:- What happy news you have?

Mirinda:- I am pregnant.

Arindam:- What! Really! Wow! Wait, let me kiss you first. Oh! That’s really good news. 

Mirinda:- But, it is not good for you to go for a battle now. We are not facing any problem in this Oprestonia kingdom. Everyone is happy. We are living peacefully here. Then, why go for battles again? Let us settle down here. 

Arindam:- We are a refugee in this kingdom. Try to understand. These mermales and mermaids of Oprestonia Kingdom are treating us as guests in front of us but at our back, they are passing the comments that we are just refugees of this kingdom. Tabernia kingdom is our motherland. Vikrant has taken control of our kingdom illegally. We have to fight back to get back freedom of our Tabernia kingdom. 

Mirinda:- It is a wastage of time to make you understand. Do whatever you feel like. But, don’t take unnecessary risks while fighting. Remember, if you die in the battle, I will kill myself. 

Arindam:- I will give you a tight slap if you utter that sentence again. No matter what happens to me, you cannot kill yourself because you are going to become a mother. As per our sea-world mythology, whenever a pregnant mermaid kills herself, it is regarded as a sin.

Mirinda:- Is it not regarded as a sin to engage in battles by leaving your pregnant wife in anxiety?

Arindam:- Please Mirinda! Don’t get too hyper. Nothing will happen to me. Please cool down and relax. Please! Go to sleep, dear. Our future guest need some rest also. 

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Scientist Suleiman:- I went to visit the source of that bloody Tsunami. It was artificially created. I got a broken device and a nuclear element. 

Zwala:- Again, it is a master plan of Emperor Kakrasa. My brother Zumlu died in that Tsunami. Around 100 whales died. 

Winston:- Many of them got killed by Kakrasa’s warriors.

Zwala:- I will take the revenge of my father’s death and brother’s death. Nobody can stop me.

Scientist Suleiman:- You want to take revenge of your father’s death. I am feeling like killing my own father.

Winston:- Don’t be crazy! All of you; please calm down! We have to play the game with our cool heads. Already, Emperor Kakrasa has filed a case against those unknown culprits who broke the Biggendo prison. COJA has no evidences that we have done that. 

Arindam:- So, what’s our next plan? 

General Damus:- The plan remains the same. We will conquer the Fort Gomrank of Tabernia kingdom. King Vikrant is yet to return from his honeymoon period. At least 500 warriors of Emperor Kakrasa are guarding that Fort Gomrank with some Generals. 

Arindam:- How many soldiers we have?

General Damus:- Around 200.

Arindam:- 200 against 500. How to win the battle?

General Damus:- Some battles are won by strategies, not by the number of soldiers. I hope you know Dronankur. He has a plan.

Arindam:- Dronankur is a mad mermale. What plan he has?

Dronankur:- Ha ha ha…Please let me show my madness. Just at a distance of 2 Kms south of the Gomrank Fort, there is a small jungle of Bribony bushes. During winter times, at the roots of Bribony bushes, some Sea-termites hibernate. I have a special type of pesticide which is too strong enough to wake up any termite hibernating under the soil near the roots of any Bribony bush. During spring time, some of these termites have wings. Most of termites have a life-cycle of 1 year. For example, if a termite takes birth in this summer season, then it has to die before the next summer season. Moreover, some termites have wings just 1 week before dying. There are special types of red colored termites known as Flagonellius Corpollenae. They are popularly known as Flagocorp. Most of these termites die during spring season. After coming out of hibernation, when they do their movement in the sea waters in a group, they secrete out a special type of liquid known as Rotenomus. Even 10 ml of Rotenomus is powerful enough to make a mermale senseless for around 15 minutes. After applying pesticide on the Bribony bushes, the termites are bound to come out of their hibernation due to the strong poisonous effect of Flagocorp. Termites will start running out from the jungle of Bribony bushes towards the Gomrank Fort after 20 minutes of applying the pesticide. When the termites will pass along the Fort Gomrank, I can assure you that at least half of the Kakrasa’s warriors who are standing outside the Fort Gomrank will become senseless for around 15 minutes. At that point of time, you have to target all the senseless warriors with your arrows to kill them. 

General Damus:- We will have 10 flanks. The first 5 flanks will cover the entire Fort Gomrank. Once the senseless warriors of Kakrasa get killed, another 5 flanks will act as a backup to attack the Fort Gomrank. 

Arindam:- Nice strategy! But, if the termites don’t come out of the bushes even after application of pesticide, then what will we do?

Maradon:- Don’t worry; I, Panduram and Tendula will be with Dronankur in that jungle of Bribony bushes. We will make sure by hook or crook that not a single termite remain inside that jungle of Bribony bushes. We will start cutting the bushes. If there will be no roots of Bribony bushes, they have no place to hibernate. 

Arindam:- Ok! Then! We will start our battle tomorrow midnight. 

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Dronankur:- Everyone, wear your masks and take out your respective sword.  Now, let me apply the Flagocorp pesticide. 

Tendula:- Give us the packets of pesticides. We will start applying it on the roots of Bribony bushes. The job will get done faster.

Dronankur:- Ok, take these packets.

Maradon:- Panduram, you start applying from that direction.

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Winston:- Already 30 minutes gone. What the hell is Dronankur doing? Neither he is signaling with a red cloth, nor are the termites starting to swim in a group.

Bombino:- Ha ha ha..Actually, these termites use their wings as fins only, because there is water everywhere.

Dobla:- Oh! Bombino! We are feeling tensed out here and you are joking.

Scientist Suleiman:- Hussh! Guys! Dronankur has given the signal with a red cloth. Now, take your positions. The Flagocorp termites are about to pass along Fort Gomrank. 

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One warrior of Kakrasa in front of Fort Gomrank:- I am seeing lots of red colored termites swimming in a group tonight. Strange! I have hardly seen these types of termites. I am feeling very drowsy now. 

Another warrior of Kakrasa in front of Fort Gomrank:- Yeah! I am feeling the same. I am feeling as my head is spinning. Oh! It is not a bad idea to go to sleep.

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Arindam (signaling while whispering):- Attack! 

Dobla:- Oh! Bombino! Your aim is so poor. You missed the target. Look at my archery. Whoa! One down! Don’t stare at me. Keep on targeting the warriors, Bombino. If you die, what answer I will give to Julie. 

Bombino:- Oh! Yeah! This arrow goes in dedication to my Juile. See the fun! I have killed one warrior now. Fantastic!

Dobla:- Oh! Next time, I should not include a funny character like you in a battle squad. 

General Damus:- Listen to me very carefully. All the warriors of Kakrasa standing outside the Fort Gomrank have been killed. Give the signal with the green cloth to Dronankur and his team to come out of those bushes. All the 5 backup flanks are requested to take your positions. This will be a very tough battle. We are around 200 in number. At least 250 odd warriors are inside the Fort Gomrank. Best of luck to all of you! Let us fight like true soldiers. Attack!

Zwala:- Hey! General Damus, can I join your battle squad? If you don’t mind!

General Damus:- We did not invite you here. Anyway, you can join us.

Zwala:- Now, watch the battle of destruction. Attack everybody.

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King Okuta:- General Hiuen, make sure that Vikrant comes to Kylowga kingdom after completing his honeymoon.